January 22, 2009

Keepin' it real

Not that I know this first hand or anything, cause I don't, I'm just saying....
Regardless of the fact that you just went potty, if you are practicing relaxing through a particularly uncomfortable bout of Braxton Hicks and you sneeze simultaneously, you will wet yourself. If anyone tries to tell you differently, they're lying, plain and simple... but I wouldn't know, I'm just saying.

3 comments:

Tanya said...

LOL!!!! I'm so laughing.....at you, not with you, of course. :P

Courtney said...

Well, I'm glad you were able to laugh at my expense.
Aren't you proud of my relaxation abilities though? Almost too good maybe? :p

Tanya said...

No, that's super good. Keep it up! Just gotta sit on chux pads for the next couple weeks. har har har